Wednesday, September 15, 2010

The end is nigh...

I received good news today. My boss's wife dropped a sprog...
That's right kids, she popped one out...
She's hatched a live one!...

Yes, yet another baby was born into this world... Blah blah blah...

You'd be correct if, after reading carefully between the lines, your highly attuned sarcasm detectors had detected the faintest of traces of sarcasm in my words.

It's not that I have anything against the kid... it's just that I hate my boss!
I can't stand his business ethic. I can't stand his personal views. And all in all I think he's a total arsehole just don't think he's a very nice person. His "winning attitude" and people skills (or lack thereof) have clearly been inherited down the family line, if my dealings with his father and brothers are anything to go by... which is why the prospect of him carrying on his genetic line does not thrill me with great joy.

The fact that I have seen his other "children" in action also gives me cause to question whether or not this baby is really the blessing that people make babies out to be.
In this case the word "children" is interchangable with the phrase "Satan's hell raising spawn".

At least after populating the earth with 26,000 rotten little girls (yes the figure may be a little skewed, but let's just say this ain't a small family... in any sense of the word), he's finally won hisself a little boy... poor kid.

The man is a lesson in why you should tarp your load, or get the chop.

I'm sure his acquisition of yet another child is one of the signs of an impending apocalypse...

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On the plus side, he is only my boss until the end of the month. 15 days...
I can't wait to get out of here!

2 comments:

OldOldLady Of The Hills said...

Did he donate his sperm to a lot of dufferent Sperm Banks?? Or is the number you quoted a gross exageration? LOL! I must say, I don't understand the way some men just keep "peopleing" the world....I was just talking about this yesterday, with a friend---Anthony Quinn had something like 11 children. Some with wives and some with God Knows Who....What is that? It seems so irresponsible to me---so without any real thought or caring. I just don't get it.

Carmi said...

Who says the baby's his?

OMG, did I just say that? I guess I did!

The world has too many shmucks in it...I love how you skewered this one. How many days now?